Thanksgiving Barbecue Thanks To Kamala Harris?

Recently, you probably read about the terrible fate of  Peanut the Squirrel being captured and murdered by the evil orange man d0n0ld tRump, so that he could eat him and his racoon friend Fred.  In my story on one of my other blogs, I took license to make Kamala Harris into a villainess fatale, chasing a helpless creature to murder him and his buddy Fred.

In real life, Kamala did plenty to try saving Peanut's life from that evil orange man d0n0ld tRump.  She tried to chase him down before he could get his evil claws on Fred and Peanut.  But Kamala couldn't rescue either Peanut or Fred in time.  The evil orange turd sank his fangs and claws into Fred and Peanut.

The evil orange man d0n0ld tRump invaded and raided the home of Fred and Peanut, trashing the door and the inside of the home.

The evil Orange turd d0n0ld tRump went on his mission to kidnap and murder Peanut and Fred when he found out they had a Bigly following on Tik Tok.  Having a Bigly following is bad for d0n0ld tRump and his brain dead tRumpturds.

The tRumpturd team plotted to make it look like someone evil set out to destroy the lives of Peanut & Fred.  They made New York Governor Kathy Hochul into a patsy over the evil deeds they orchestrated.  They bribed a judge to sign off on a fake charge by getting someone to file a fake cruelty to animals charge from a Southern tRump loving state.  The plot worked, and agents broke down the doors, holding the resident hostage as they took hold of Fred and Peanut.  The tRump loving agents provoked Peanut to bite one of them, giving them an excuse to murder the pet squirrel and racoon.

Team d0n0ld quickly got the team together to make things look like a setup from their enemies.

Predisent d0n0ld tRump faked sympathy to fool more voters into voting for him on November 5th.  That stupid squirrel costume only shows how low he sinks to fool zero IQ information racist rightturds.

Predisent d0n0ld tRump kidnapped Peanut to take a selfie with him before his tRumpturd Nazis cuffed Peanut and got bitten, giving them the excuse to murder Peanut and Fred the racoon.

Dotard d0n0ld tRump got a body double of Kamala Harris to pose for a mock execution of Peanut and Fred to use as a propaganda photo to use in his final days of campaigning for stealing the Office of the President.

Dotard d0n0ld tRump bragged to his Mar-A-Lago staff that he spoke with Fred before the execution.  He said that Fred the 'coon wanted to eat a whole watermelon for his last meal.  After the execution of Peanut and Fred, d0n0ld was seen eating barbecued squirrel and 'coon smothered with ketchup for his Thanksgiving meal.

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No He Doesn't...

tRump verdiente sich seinen Weg.

Was ist passiert?

Kamala hat sich selbst zerstört

Es ist offene Saison auf ihnen.

Kamala und Tim betrogen

Er hat sich seinen Weg verdient.

They cheated again and stole the election!  This must be stopped before Inauguration Day on January 20 2025.

Betrüger gedeihen nie.

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Der Todesengel Ist Zurückgekehrt!

Der Todesengel ist zurückgekehrt!

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Monkey Business...

We can expect more fμ¢‰€¿ μ₱ monkey Business coming our way before the †₹μ^^₱†μ₹‽$ resort to cheating with help from Russian and Chinese spies.  †₹μ^^₱†μ₹‽$ ₱μ|| †#@† §#¡† on US @|| †#€ †¡^^€.

TICK TOCK!  TICK TOCK!

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Don't be surprised if some †₹μ^^₱†μ₹‽ sh‰†s °ff an October §μ₹₱₹¡$€ at d0n-0ld †₹μ^^₱ very soon.

BUH BYE †₹μ^^₱!  BUH BYE †₹μ^^₱!

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My Party Hat

People misunderstand my sense of humor sometimes.  They take me too seriously at times.  What gives?  I was only humoring one of my peasants by posing with this hat.  We both thought it was funny when I put this hat over my hat.

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How Could He Drop Out??????????

How could he drop out??

I am shocked with disbelief.  Why did he drop out of the race?  Joe Biden is the best President America ever had!  Joe Biden is a god!  Joe Biden's Presidency will be seen in history as the best Presidency ever in the history of the United States of America.  I am beyond upset, seeing Joe Biden dropping out of the 2024 race for re-election.

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He Missed The Mark!

The guy missed his mark!  What was that about?  He missed!

This incompetent "Elmer Fudd" gunman missed, and hit the carcass of a tRumpturd.  How could he have missed?

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While The Iron Is Hot...

Our best ever AG Merrick Garland has the best chance now to wipe out the Republican party if he acts now and acts quickly.  He needs to arrest every tRumpturd in the United States and outside the United States and charge them with treason.  Everyone arrested in the January 6th insurrection must be executed for treason now, no excuses or delays.

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Time To Prepare For Election Warfare...

It's time for a bigly fight coming our way.  We should not underestimate the cheating tactics tRumpturds will pull off to steal the election.  I just got something on my blog feed that will make anyone's blood boil.  Mystere has been posting memes on the internet, insulting our best President ever Joe Biden.

 

This is an outrage!  Mystere put these up on his hate blogs and social media sites.  We need to get his hate sites and all his social media sites taken down permanently.

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Mein JoeBiden Rumbled Loudly In Georgia

My bigly fat queer ass rumbled loudly this week when Best President Ever Josef Robinet Biden Junior tooted a big long and loud juicy wet fart at a meeting. Heil Hitler-Biden! Heil Hitler-Biden! Heil Hitler-Biden! Heil Hitler-Biden!

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tRumpturds Insult Our Best President Ever Again

 https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEaKbMZ_7SQ&si=pqsFi1seqWW69sSv

https://youtu.be/1pP2iJ_d-K8?si=zaHGdtviy9IWp5yC

https://youtu.be/NVN8bMaPYOY?si=RtngrVVkVEXU4pfN

How dare the tRumpturds fake videos of #Best President Ever Joe Biden.  These are the lowest forms of harassment against our Best President Ever Joseph Robinet Biden Jr. 

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Mein Nazi Gebetstag

Heute bete ich zu meinem furzenden dicken Mann um Anleitung, was zu tun ist.  Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

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Happy Anniversary Mein Füher Adolf Hitler

Heil Hitler!  Heil Hitler!

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Mein Extended Family

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Flarpy Blunderguff Sent Me Her Picture

Oh ho ho!  Oh ho ho!  Flarpy's a bigly hottie!  I feel a bigly tingle up my tenderloins!  I can't wait for some rockin' and rollin' at my Highway 69 Brothel!  Sheriff barney fife josh frey can't stop me from having my bigly parties this weekend.

 

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