Recently, you probably read about the terrible fate of Peanut the Squirrel being captured and murdered by the evil orange man d0n0ld tRump, so that he could eat him and his racoon friend Fred. In my story on one of my other blogs, I took license to make Kamala Harris into a villainess fatale, chasing a helpless creature to murder him and his buddy Fred.
In real life, Kamala did plenty to try saving Peanut's life from that evil orange man d0n0ld tRump. She tried to chase him down before he could get his evil claws on Fred and Peanut. But Kamala couldn't rescue either Peanut or Fred in time. The evil orange turd sank his fangs and claws into Fred and Peanut.
The tRumpturd team plotted to make it look like someone evil set out to destroy the lives of Peanut & Fred. They made New York Governor Kathy Hochul into a patsy over the evil deeds they orchestrated. They bribed a judge to sign off on a fake charge by getting someone to file a fake cruelty to animals charge from a Southern tRump loving state. The plot worked, and agents broke down the doors, holding the resident hostage as they took hold of Fred and Peanut. The tRump loving agents provoked Peanut to bite one of them, giving them an excuse to murder the pet squirrel and racoon.
Team d0n0ld quickly got the team together to make things look like a setup from their enemies.
Predisent d0n0ld tRump faked sympathy to fool more voters into voting for him on November 5th. That stupid squirrel costume only shows how low he sinks to fool zero IQ information racist rightturds.
Predisent d0n0ld tRump kidnapped Peanut to take a selfie with him before his tRumpturd Nazis cuffed Peanut and got bitten, giving them the excuse to murder Peanut and Fred the racoon.
Dotard d0n0ld tRump got a body double of Kamala Harris to pose for a mock execution of Peanut and Fred to use as a propaganda photo to use in his final days of campaigning for stealing the Office of the President.
So it was actually d0n0ld who is to blame for Peanut's execution, Mystere? I can't say I'm surprised.
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