Saturday, November 22, 2025

My Bigliest Christmas Wish

Oh Santa, it's me, Dervish.  This is my Bigliest Christmas Wish.  I want my genuine Mr. Methane Fart In A Jar.  Please get me a genuine Mr. Methane Fart In A Jar for Christmas.  I've been a very good boy this year!

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