Joe Biden Is BIGLY Sexy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUY9Y9RFiHY

Joe Biden's soooo sexy!  Seeing him every time gives me a thrill up my legs to my scrotum.  I can't help myself every time I see him and am around him.  My buns shake and rumble every time he's next to me.  I start feeling my body shimmy and shake whenever he sniffs me.

My prophetic powers kick in as I shimmy, bend over and shake my boing-boings.  My cake pops and marshmallow wand stiffen up in pure ecstacy as I see the perfect round cheese balls in my face.

Just look at that Bigly plump cheese ball awaiting to be eaten!  Joe Biden is the sexiest President Ever! I want a bigly bite of that hunk of cheese ball!

Post Authored by The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders DSDA 020

Dotard d0n0ld tRump And tRump Crime Family Awaits Prison Time And Possibly Executions

Dotard d0n0ld tRump and his crime family deserve to be taken out by any and all means possible before he carpetbags his way to the White House. Dotard and Just Dumb Vance must get tried and convicted of stealing the election and sentenced to prison for treason against the United States. Treason is punishable by death if one is convicted of such a Bigly Huge high crime. A court martial for such a crime usually means a quick execution of justice. All of d0tard d0n0ld's family members are guilty of treason including all his grandchildren. His siblings and all their spawns are guilty and need to have their carcasses dragged in and taken out. The same goes with Just Dumb Vance and all his spawns.

Let's not forget that the murder of Fire Chief Corey Comperatore is the responsibility of d0tard d0n0ld tRump and the result of his staging a fake assassination attempt at the Butler Pennsylvania rally last July. Dotard d0n0ld is guilty of capital murder and is not legally the next President of the United States of America. That office belongs now to President elect Kamala Harris and Vice President elect Tim Walz. When the Justice Department captures Dotard d0n0ld and court martials the tRump Crime Family, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will be sworn into office.

Post Authored by the Anti-†₹μ^^₱†μ₹‽ Blogger Dervish Sanders DSDA 019

Thanksgiving Barbecue Thanks To Kamala Harris?

Recently, you probably read about the terrible fate of  Peanut the Squirrel being captured and murdered by the evil orange man d0n0ld tRump, so that he could eat him and his racoon friend Fred.  In my story on one of my other blogs, I took license to make Kamala Harris into a villainess fatale, chasing a helpless creature to murder him and his buddy Fred.

In real life, Kamala did plenty to try saving Peanut's life from that evil orange man d0n0ld tRump.  She tried to chase him down before he could get his evil claws on Fred and Peanut.  But Kamala couldn't rescue either Peanut or Fred in time.  The evil orange turd sank his fangs and claws into Fred and Peanut.

The evil orange man d0n0ld tRump invaded and raided the home of Fred and Peanut, trashing the door and the inside of the home.

The evil Orange turd d0n0ld tRump went on his mission to kidnap and murder Peanut and Fred when he found out they had a Bigly following on Tik Tok.  Having a Bigly following is bad for d0n0ld tRump and his brain dead tRumpturds.

The tRumpturd team plotted to make it look like someone evil set out to destroy the lives of Peanut & Fred.  They made New York Governor Kathy Hochul into a patsy over the evil deeds they orchestrated.  They bribed a judge to sign off on a fake charge by getting someone to file a fake cruelty to animals charge from a Southern tRump loving state.  The plot worked, and agents broke down the doors, holding the resident hostage as they took hold of Fred and Peanut.  The tRump loving agents provoked Peanut to bite one of them, giving them an excuse to murder the pet squirrel and racoon.

Team d0n0ld quickly got the team together to make things look like a setup from their enemies.

Predisent d0n0ld tRump faked sympathy to fool more voters into voting for him on November 5th.  That stupid squirrel costume only shows how low he sinks to fool zero IQ information racist rightturds.

Predisent d0n0ld tRump kidnapped Peanut to take a selfie with him before his tRumpturd Nazis cuffed Peanut and got bitten, giving them the excuse to murder Peanut and Fred the racoon.

Dotard d0n0ld tRump got a body double of Kamala Harris to pose for a mock execution of Peanut and Fred to use as a propaganda photo to use in his final days of campaigning for stealing the Office of the President.

Dotard d0n0ld tRump bragged to his Mar-A-Lago staff that he spoke with Fred before the execution.  He said that Fred the 'coon wanted to eat a whole watermelon for his last meal.  After the execution of Peanut and Fred, d0n0ld was seen eating barbecued squirrel and 'coon smothered with ketchup for his Thanksgiving meal.

Post Authored by the Anti-†₹μ^^₱†μ₹‽ Blogger Dervish Sanders DSDA 018