Thursday, April 11, 2024

Flarpy Blunderguff Sent Me Her Picture



Oh ho ho!  Oh ho ho!  Flarpy's a bigly hottie!  I feel a bigly tingle up my tenderloins!  I can't wait for some rockin' and rollin' at my Highway 69 Brothel!  Sheriff barney fife josh frey can't stop me from having my bigly parties this weekend.
 

Post Authored by the Anti-Mystere Blogger Dervish Sanders DSDA 004
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3 comments:

  1. President Joseph Robbinit Biden Jr (The Big Guy)April 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM

    You've been holding out on me, you sly devil Dervish! So when is your wedding date, Dervish? Your bride to be Flarpy Blunderguff is a match made in heaven, Dervish my boy.

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  2. Helmut Von StreudelsteinApril 19, 2024 at 10:37 PM

    Wedding plans?

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  3. Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude!April 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM

    So Dervy, when is your wedding date with Flarpy?

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